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Whats the first rule?

And the second

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  • no one
    Lv 6
    9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    1. Always keep your promises.

    2. Never promise anything.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Rule 1) I'm always right.

    Rule 2) If i'm wrong, refer to rule 1

  • 9 years ago

    1. You do not talk about Fight Club.

    2. You DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    1.) Trust no one

    2.) Everyone hates everyone and are only out for themselves (thats why their are wars, street crime, lying politicans and bullies)

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  • 9 years ago

    I am Boss.

    Boss is always right and follow Boss.

  • robin
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    to thine own self be true Hamlet

    don't' let the bastards grind you down

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