Anything I can do with a very very ripe avocado?

if its green, it's good to eat.

if it's brown, flush it down.

they are very perishable.

It's probably too ripe to eat, so smear it all over your face, sprinkle it with corn chips and red pepper flakes and be a guacamole for Halloween. Or you could put it on your feet for a while, let it tighten a little, then rinse off. It moisturizes your feet nicely.

Cook a steak, and put it in a sandwich with the avocado, or if you don't have steak, eat it with a hamburger. If you don't like the bread in your bread box, throw it on a tortilla and eat it with the ground hamburger then with condiments of your choosing. If there is no hamburger anyway, eat it with Redford beans in a tortilla. If you just crave the avocado, cut it in half, salt it, pepper it, grab a spoon and EAT IT!

Make the perfect guacamole, mash it, add mayo, yogurt lemon juice (not to much!), small cut onions, small cut unseeded tomato, hot pepper sauce, pepper, salt.

Make guacamole.

mashed it, add tsp of mayo, lemon juice and salt! yum!

Spread it on toast.