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? asked in Family & RelationshipsSingles & Dating · 9 years ago

OMG is this really that hard?

im taking my wife on a romantic getaway this weekend for our anniversary. ive packed fine wine, expresso, lube, vigara 20000mg, a 3gram crack rock, jumpers cables and a small duck! but i get the feeling im forgetting something. any ideas?

Update:

@taryn the duck is there to work. when i get exhauseted form the sex marathon he keeps feeds me another vigara, and then heats the crack rock to givem me my second wind. and right before pass out after round 12 i tag out with the duck.

Update 2:

ahh... @mister franky, dont feel so down about being a virgin

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  • babykaylee
    9 years ago
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    Some weed and my husband and i so we can swap! lol

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Be sure to pack chunky salsa, a midget, and Cuba. Can't go wrong!

  • Taryn
    9 years ago

    why a small duck? and bring candles :3

  • jonathan_kelly2001
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Extra large bag of kitty litter. . .

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  • ?
    9 years ago

    and a baseball bat to shove up your own ****, because you are sick sick man!!

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