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  • things got out of hand, what do i do?

    Earlier today my wife and i were engaged in relations. We tend to like it rough. We were doing it doggie, and on the downstroke, i slipped and threw all 7inchs into her taderhole. She freaked, reached back and grabbed my sac, pulling it almost to her bellybutton. So my right nut is now the Size of one of dolly partons titties. Do i see a doc, or is this something this normal?

    4 AnswersMen's Health8 years ago
  • has anyone experienced this?

    My motherinlaw is 67 years old and stays over alot to babysit. The problem is, she walks around the house in her underwear. I wouldn't have that big of a problem with it but she wears g-strings! .my wife says she has always been like that, and to ignore it. Do I have a right to say anything since

    She's wearing the dam thing backwards?

    4 AnswersFamily8 years ago
  • would this be an ideal gift for my wife?

    If i strip down naked and rub applebutter all over my beefstick an nipples. And cluctch a long stem rose with my tailpipe. Would that be a sufficent erotic gift for the little woman?

    3 AnswersMarriage & Divorce8 years ago
  • WTH? What do i do? Need help fast?

    I am sitting her beside my beautiful Wife and she is watching the same dam 'Hallmark Christmas Movies' that played last year. This is a recurring event, every night during the holiday season. And it is cutting in to my 'getting some tail time'. Im on a 2 day dry spell and shaking like a heroin addict. What can i do to convince her that knotting up with me is more Festive than these dam orphan movies.

    5 AnswersSingles & Dating8 years ago
  • what are those little things?

    those little bumps around a womans niple. a wise old man once told me they were braille.

    2 AnswersMen's Health9 years ago
  • would it be difficult?

    To install a slip-n-slide a bedroom? The wife asked me to bring my Agame so i thought a slipnslide that spews kentucky jelly would work.

    1 AnswerMarriage & Divorce9 years ago
  • is this a real illness?

    My girlfriend has been goin to the dr

    Alot lately. Just today she said she has to go back an see dr. Todd again. I asked why and she said. "Dr. Todd said he needs to take a further look at my taderhole"! Is this real?

    1 AnswerWomen's Health9 years ago
  • Was i wrong for saying this?

    i went into work the other day and one of my subordinates (a male) had baked a cake for the guys. The next day one of the other guys asked him whe he wa gonna make another cake. i told them both to get their vagin@'s back to work, and advised them that once they were off their periods to quit the damn cake talk. i nicknamed the cake baker Rocky 'Crocker'. was i wrong for this?

    3 AnswersOther - Family & Relationships9 years ago
  • Is this a good anniverasy gift for wife?

    Im looking for somethng out of the norm. I plan to have some erotic photos (by professional photographer) taken of myself. such as me touching myself, rubbing ice over my niples etc. good idea? btw im a dude

    5 AnswersMarriage & Divorce9 years ago
  • whats your thoughts this?

    Joe Biden always has that sh!t eating grin on his face (LMAO). Do you think he threw back a few fortys last night?

    2 AnswersPolitics9 years ago
  • Should i go? the warning says yes.?

    i forgot and took two viagras. its been 4 hrs and i can still hammer a nail into a rock with this thing. my wife has called several people over to look at. i told her i need a doc and she told me to work the stiffnes out myself. should i go to the e.r. or can my mechanic fix this?

    2 AnswersMen's Health9 years ago
  • how much money was spent?

    how much money do you think the republicans spent on kleenx and cocain last night, once the presidetial election was decided?

    1 AnswerPolitics9 years ago
  • Do you thing mitt $$ Romney?

    knows anybody that makes less than $100,000 a year. other than his butler or servant?

    5 AnswersElections9 years ago
  • How do i get this fixed?

    During romantic relations my wife fingers me violently. This is tearing me up. How do I get her to cut her nails?

    BTW She has fingers like E.T.

    2 AnswersWomen's Health9 years ago
  • whats wrong with young people?

    everywhere you go nowadays you some young person pull into a handicapped space. or in a store using that welfare card to eat bettter than most. or at the pharmacy pickn up their PainPills with a medicaid card. they wear designer clothes, drive nice cars. and dont strike a lick at $hit. while old people get little or no help. i work like most 50+hrs a week and do okay. Wish i could get me one of these lazybastar, pillhead subsidy checks. what kind of parents raise kids like this?

    4 AnswersCivic Participation9 years ago
  • OMG is this really that hard?

    im taking my wife on a romantic getaway this weekend for our anniversary. ive packed fine wine, expresso, lube, vigara 20000mg, a 3gram crack rock, jumpers cables and a small duck! but i get the feeling im forgetting something. any ideas?

    5 AnswersSingles & Dating9 years ago
  • Is it this generation of women?

    i work long hours and provide well for my wife. but in 14 years i am yet to get a decent biscuit at meal time. I mean i give her everything she wants. money for shopping the salon etc. and i keep her serviced regularly. Is it too much to ask for a decent dam Biscuit? should i look for a kitchen whore to get my needs met?

    1 AnswerMarriage & Divorce9 years ago
  • what do i do should i report him?

    i think my brother has issues with domestic violence. he told me that he fists his wife every night. should i report him to the authorities for this?

    2 AnswersLaw Enforcement & Police9 years ago
  • is the the main reason divorces occur?

    does anyone else agree that the ever increasing divorce rate is directly related to grown men wearing those gay As$ skinny jeans?

    1 AnswerMarriage & Divorce9 years ago
  • has anyone ever experienced this?

    Has anyone ever been involved in a geriatric (elderly people) gangbang

    Ive been invited to b the ringmaster in one an dont know what to expect. Im a young guy an everyone else is 79 or older. Do i need to double up on lube, ovaltine, metamucil? Need advice quick this goes down in an hour.

    2 AnswersSingles & Dating9 years ago