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I am sitting her beside my beautiful Wife and she is watching the same dam 'Hallmark Christmas Movies' that played last year. This is a recurring event, every night during the holiday season. And it is cutting in to my 'getting some tail time'. Im on a 2 day dry spell and shaking like a heroin addict. What can i do to convince her that knotting up with me is more Festive than these dam orphan movies.
5 Answers
- 8 years agoFavorite Answer
Wait until a good moment in the movie to move yourself in and play with her a little, like tickling or kissing her cheek. Another strange idea that might help you out is if you dress up like Santa and walk in and when she laughs just make it a small deal, it would be really romantic if you made something small into a big deal because it shows her that you still care to respect her privacy but also that she shouldn't neglect you.
You can also just talk to her, she is your wife and your married partner. Just talking to her may show her you really miss her body, and you really care about her.
- Anonymous8 years ago
Chloroform.
- 8 years ago
don't tell her anything. Tell her you have to go take a crap and do your business
eat some fiber to make it seem convincing and go twice a day.
- Anonymous8 years ago
watch it with her, and then when the movie ends make a move. that way ya both win.
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