What would you do with abs like these?

I would finally have the confidence to move out of my parent's basement for one thing. Who am I kidding? I like it down here. It's nice and dark down here like my mom's womb. If they'd bring the food down the stairs, it would "really" be exactly like the womb. Damn them for making me crawl up for scraps!

there you go posting photos of me without my consent!

I'd like to have him come over, lay down on my desk, & I'd use him good. I'd sort envelopes & paperwork on his abs, and I think I could store loose change & pens too.

I would spray paint them green and change my name to Donatello then I would buy a cape and fight crime.

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