God turned Lots wife into a pillar of salt. Did he ever turn anyone else into other table condiments?

I heard to turned christians into deluded lemmings

Not sure deluded lemmings are a condiment, more like a side dish, but nice with a Lot of salt

I believe what fact stated, If i do know some thing about veggie stories many of the characters from the bible have been meals to with! "If God did not want Lot's spouse to appear again, why did not he make her obedient, so she'd do what her husband advised her? Or if he hadn't made Lot this type of sh!Thead, might be she would've listened to him extra." -Carl Sagan

The Bible is pretty damned stupid, isn't it. Here's what you might just love: Flavius Josephus, who Christians claim was a 1st century historian who wrote of Jesus (he did not) claimed the story is true, and that he has been there and the salt-woman is there "to this day"! What a liar.

He chose the wrong condiment. Ketchup would have been scarier and far more yummy.

Salt gave me high blood pressure. Thanks for that, God.