Where is Heaven located anyway? Maybe theres a roundabout to cheat my way through?

No one knows, it's probably a different dimension. You should probably just start being a good boy/girl instead of trying to cheat your way through life...or in this case the afterlife.

Heaven (where YHVH lives) is the middle star in the sword of Orion. I don't think there is any shortcut to it. (And the earth made new, after sin and sinners are destroyed in the lake of fire, and YAHUSHUA makes all things new, and very good, is to be the home of the saved.)

The first star on the left after passing the Vega system. From there you go straight on for an eternity.

You could try looking no where. It would be easy. And I'm pretty convinced that heaven IS nowhere. Good luck.

based on the bible, it's in the clouds. therefore, we're killing angels each time we go through them in an aeroplane - but where are the angel corpses? the illuminati and the CIA join forces to hide the bodies! dun dun dun, right?

Where heaven is, cheating will not get you there, even gravity will not let you get pass it.

In your imagination.

take the back door

it's here