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10 points What's a funny knock knock joke?

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Wendy.

    Wendy who?

    Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

  • 8 years ago

    Knock knock

    Who's there

    Me

    Me who

    I already told u its me!

  • 8 years ago

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Me

    Me who?

    It's me your mom open the door!!!

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Trick question, there are no funny knock knock jokes.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Knock , Knock

    COME IN !

    Source(s): Grr.
  • 8 years ago

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Cows go.

    Cows go who?

    No, cows go moo!

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    A fish.

    A fish who?

    I gonna slap you in the face with this big fish!

    HUH?

    Fish slap.

    Ohh the Amanda show for somereason i found those funny but not really.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Orange.

    Orange who?

    ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA???

  • ?
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    Knock Knock

    who's there

    the butcher

    butcher who?

    the one who killed your dog....

    (just came up with the lamest joke)

  • 8 years ago

    knock knock/ whos there/ i love europe/ i love europe who or i love your poo!1

    Source(s): myself
  • 8 years ago

    Knock knock!

    who's there?

    Wire

    Wire who?

    wire you asking stupid questions?! Let me in!

    Knock knock!

    who's there?

    heywood

    heywood who?

    heywood you please open the door?

    Source(s): My brain!
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