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To make a long and rather unnecessary story short my daughter has to go to a religious daycare center/ Private bible thumper school I need to know what is the best way to screw with the teachers. I was thinking about haveing my daughter scream hail satan or praise the flying sphagetti monster once she entered class but i want to here if there is a better one from you guys.

Update:

not trollin actually.

Update 2:

Not trollin, and they are the only daycare that takes welfare to work workers. and i like to spell it that way.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Whilst I love to mess with the religious idiots minds, I'm not sure having your daughter do it is a good example to set her..........sorry I'm not normally sensible

Anonymous · Answer

why does she have to go to a religious daycare? if you are the mother, don't you get to choose where to send her? And having your daughter mock the staff would only result in your daughter getting punished. why would you purposefully set her up for chastisement. you can teach her about science and logical thought at home, yourself. But as the mother, surely you have input as to which school or day care she attends. Speak up, instead of getting your little child to do it for you.

? · Answer

Do not do this. Instead immunise your daughter against being sucked into any one religion by teaching her about lots of different ones - the more truly ludicrous stories from many religions you can get in there the better.Make sure to include Christian ones. Ask her - 'Do you think that's true?' and have her think and answer you. There are no wrong answers. This way she will realise that lots of people have lots of strange beliefs and that asking yourself 'Do I think that's true?' is OK.

Anonymous · Answer

I'm a Satanist so say something along the line of Hail Father Satan the say if they say they will pray for her say she will pray for them if they dont stfu works like a charm id know because I'm a 13 year old Satanist lol

Jack · Answer

You could get her to do the old Exorcist trick, like the young girl in the film. The possessed girl is kneeling on the bed doing something sexually violent with a crucifix.

That would get a couple of laughs

? · Answer

I wouldn't do anything. You really want her to stand out where the teacher can play not so fair or get picked on by other children. And you own child too! You're a mean and terrible parent to use your child that way.

Anonymous · Answer

Exposingchristianity.com

ladyren · Answer

Find another day care center.  To have her do something like that would make her extremely unpopular.  Better she say nothing, that be ridiculed by fundies.,  She needs your protection, not your bad advise.

Sam · Answer

Maybe send her to a secular daycare, troll.

XaurreauX · Answer

If you're not trolling you should have waited until you grow up before having a child.

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