What would you do if you were king/queen?

off with your penis head!

Make the rich man dig the ditch with the former slave.

PS: Male

I do not believe slavery should be illegal as long as the slave willingly consents to being owned. I would gladly sign whatever documents I need to sign to make my life my legal owner and give up all rights to self-determination, making myself her property and slave.

So, if I were king, I would outlaw NON CONSENSUAL slavery. But anybody who WANTED to be a slave would be allowed to become one.

It's a desire that is much more common than you might think.

I'd have the worker come to me and tell me his side of the story. If he wants to go work for someone else he can because he isn't a slave. Therefore he can choose to work where ever he wants.

"We don't have slavery, because property is theft!"

"Your bourgeois bones will make a fine stew for the proletariat!"

Then I'd have my comrades liberate his gold and silk for the people and throw him into the stew.

Male

King; He just doesn't want to go through the divorce.