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? asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

My boyfriend thinks he is jesus.?

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Drop some Zyprexa in his morning coffee and see how he feels about it then.

  • forex5x
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    I knew a guy in college that had the same delusion.

    One day he fell in love with a woman in the same dorm and was kicking on the door of the room she was in and they hauled him away.

    Maybe he is your boyfriend now. Truly he had some mental issues. Hope your BF is a benevolent Jesus.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    I like Dawns answer (because her picture is really cute). I think he might be the Anti-Christ. Does he have a swastika tattooed on his butt - Just sayin!

  • Susan M
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    He has a mental problem. Unfortunately, too many guys think this.

  • ROBERTA
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    I can think of worse. Is he a good kisser?

  • Dr Sardonicus
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    But he is really Ramone

  • disciple4christ43
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    its ok if he believes he is jesus as long as he doesn't believe he is the Christ.

  • Margarita Zhigarina
    8 years ago

    LOL i laughed more than i should have xD

  • Sam
    8 years ago

    It happens..

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Bet you can't prove he's not.

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