Guns or Guitars, which would you rather have and why?

I say guitars because they are safer and funner to me. I know some people do own both, but if you had to choose between having a gun or guitar, which would you choose?

Also, if you want to get into a further discussion about the question, what do you think about the saying that "guns don't kill people, people do?" I think that is not true because a gun can misfire without anyone ever touching it. It can fall or get knocked down or around and fire a deadly bullet. It can misfire when being handled. It is so deadly to even have around your house or on your person.

On the other hand, my guitars are fairly safe to have. The only thing that can happen bad is if a string pops and snaps toward an eyeball, that hurts! But mostly the guitar is easy to play and doesn't act up like that. And when I don't play them, they sit like furniture in the corner, or in their case. The worst thing that can happen if a guitar falls over is it will break, unless it falls on a loaded gun that then misfires and shoots a bullet.

Sans that event, my guitar might get stolen, it might get pawned, or God knows -- learned how to be played by someone. If a kid finds my guitar and starts messing with it when I'm not around, then the worst thing that can happen is they might knock it out of tune or break it maybe, but they too just might learn how to play the darn thing just by fooling around with it and that would be totally ok with me. Guns do kill people, it's just people help them do it.