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Aaron
Aaron asked in Education & ReferenceWords & Wordplay · 8 years ago

Why am I asking?(random boredness)?

Why is that chocolate covered strawberry on my nipple eating unicorns that poop lasers?

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
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    Because I want to tongue punch your Mom in her F@rtbox. That's why, wiseguy.

  • Soldbubba
    8 years ago

    Oh well that's because the chocolate covered strawberry was Hungry and he ate the unicorn who was shooting lasers in the strawberries stomach causing you to die...

  • ?
    8 years ago

    Because me and the moon got high together and it told them to! Duhh

    Source(s): Duhhhhhh!!!!!!!
  • ?
    8 years ago

    it's just Harry Potter making spells

  • ?
    8 years ago

    The answer is 10, because brown pigs don't wear shoes. DUH.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    GOD

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