Men: What do you do for your wife?

Cook, Clean, Laundry, grocery shopping, running errands, getting her things for her when she is sick in bed, helping her with our animals, giving her wild sex when she wants it. scratching her back, massages, basically all the things a good respectful and caring husband should do for their wife.

My husband scores big points with little things. Buying toilet paper BEFORE we run out, leaving me the last bite of dessert, letting me win at Tiger Woods golf, complementing my I singing even though I'm tone deaf, telling me I look better with the ten extra pounds I've managed to acquire this year, paying my phone bill two months in advance, taking me on a date and making ALL of the arrangements, turning on the light when I get up to pee in the middle of the night so I don't stub my toe on the bed frame in the dark....

I tell her everyday she looks great...

I listen to her tell me about her day... (although I look at her I think about boobs)

I take out a HUGE life insurance policy.

I do stupid things everyday to see if that policy can get paid out....

I wash the dishes, vacuum, cook, or clean... naked.

It gives her easier access.

I make her life easier!