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What are some end-of-the-world puns?

My buddy says he doesn't want to hear any terrible end-of-the-world fb statuses but little does he know I have his number and I want to send him some apocalypse puns. I don't care if they are super terrible. I will be sending these periodically tonight through tomorrow. The more, the merrier. He has no idea it is me.

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  • 8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Your place or Mayan?

  • 8 years ago

    People are making awful apocalypse jokes like there is no tomorrow

  • 8 years ago

    You should just Mayan your own business -.-

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    8 years ago

    Armageddon outta here..

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