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Russell C asked in TravelAsia PacificKorea · 8 years ago

Subversive humor from North Korea?

A high school girl in Pyongyang was telling her teacher about her cat's newly-born litter of kittens. "Comrade teacher, they're so cute! Their eyes are closed, they sleep most of the day, and always stay close to their mother. They're perfect Communists!"

About a month later, her teacher asked, "Are the Communist kittens growing up nicely?" The girl's expression turned to dismay. "Oh, comrade teacher, big trouble! Their eyes are opened, and they've renounced Communism!"

Please tell any jokes you've heard that originated in North Korea, I'd love to hear them.

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  • 8 years ago
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    Here is some humor I heard a few years ago, originating from North Korea -

    There are three types of Communists -

    Tomato

    Apple

    Grapes

    The "Tomato" Communist is the type who is red on the outside, as well as on the inside.

    The "Apple" Communist is the type who is red on the outside, but not "red" on the inside.

    The "Grape" Communist is the type who is neither red on the outside, nor the inside.

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