Could you please photoshop this picture for me?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/58506885@N03/

So I want to be sitting on a majestic unicorn that is white with a rainbow colored maine and tail( if you can't do that a light pink will suffice)

In the background there needs to be a rainbow with a mermaid underneath it brushing her hair. On one end of the rainbow there needs to be a leprechaun with a pot of gold and on the other end there needs to be a cloud that is raining silk and the silk somehow subtly spells my name. Milda. That is my name.

Also a few flying kittens and maybe an American flag would be super cool.

If you can do this for me I will make sure you will get endless infamy for the rest of your life..

If you can't do this I'd totally take suggestions of what I should do because I really want this portrait.. or a funny answer will also partially satisfy my quench for the perfect picture!