When will Jesus return?

Why fret if you are ready?

revelation 11 when Messiah's 2 prophets start their work at Jerusalem with a message in opposition to the 2 beasts of revelation 13 then there are 3 1/2 years left before He returns

December 21, 2012.

The answer is in the same chapter you read.

Matthew 24:36 "But concerning that day and hour NO ONE KNOWS, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only."

You really need to show that Jesus actually might have existed in the first place, not to mention any sort of evidence that his claim of returning might be true, especially since Jesus promised to return while his Disciples (i.e. his 12 disciples that he chose and not "disciples" in general) were still alive.

In about 6 hours, you'll recognize him by his huge pimple on the forehead.

your question assumes that he was here before

there is no proof of that

and certainly no proof that he was the son of a god that has yet to be proven to exist

No chance!

He conked out 2000 years ago, if he ever lived.

A Jehovah's Witness told you that, huh?

He came by my house yesterday to do my lawn. I don't know when he'll come by yours. Did you forget to pay him? He doesn't like that.

He has already returned, didn't you see his face on a piece of toast! That was him