Favorite Mean Girls quote?

karen: Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?

regina: I can't go to Taco Bell Karen, I'm on an all carb diet! GOD Karen you are so stupid!

Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.

Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!

Cady: Well... there must be something you're good at.

Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?

Cady: No no no... Anything else?

Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.

Cady: What do you mean?

Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.

Cady: Really? That's amazing.

Karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining.

Karen: I can't go out.

[faux coughs softly]

Karen: I'm sick.

Regina: Boo, you whore!

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?

Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

OHH! AND OF COURSE:

janis ian: SUCK ON THAT! IY-I-I-I-I-I-I!!!

If you only know one Mean Girls quote, you're not a real fan!;)

"That's why are hairs so big, it's full of secrets"

"Never have sex, because you will get Chlamydia, and die!"

"Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!"

"I ought to cancel your spring fling!... now i'm not going to do that because we already payed the DJ"

All time favorite quote... "She doesn't even go here!"

Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?

Janis: Your mom's chest hair!

^_^ love it

I have a gift My boobs can tell when it's going to rain... But it has to be raining

It goes something like that

"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it. Okay, promise? Okay, now everybody take some rubbers."

"Why would we want to get you in trouble? We're your friends."

Janis Ian

That is so fetch!

Only cause its the only one I know

"It's like I have ESPN or something"

'DOES MY FACE LOOK LIKE IM GOING TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?'

''I DONT HATE YOU BECAUSE YOUR FAT.. YOUR FAT BECAUSE I HATE YOU''