factually incorrect historical rock moments?

1977: Skynyrd's plane crashes because everyone--including the pilot--was free-basing cocaine

1969: 11-year-old Madonna creates her first makeshift bra out of elastic tape and two matching funnels

2009: Elvis finally figures out a way to kill Michael Jackson, and frame Jackson's doctor for the murder

1970: Looking for an edge in the burgeoning heavy blues rock scene, Led Zeppelin sells their souls to the Devil

Elvis was actually shot by the Beatles at a Monkees concert during an air guitar solo.

Mick Jagger and David Bowie announce they are going to get married. And Justin Bieber will be the flower girl.

Keith Richards arrested for digging up graves, so he could grind up the bones, and snort them.

The Beatles were really a myth, news was leaked today saying the band really was The Dave Clark Five.

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dave

Power Metal is actually a figment of the media designed to coerce you into purchasing books, movies, video games, and board games based on the same mythical themes and is controlled by one man who happens to be the same man that is behind the music of all seperate Power Metal bands.

He also controlls the majority of stock in each different corperation that sells said media and is covered by having his stocks filtered through other aliases set up as shell corperations for the sole purpose of funneling money directly to him without having too much attention brought to him.

If you look carefully at each individual Power Metal band you will notice similarities of not only music but each individual band member. They look a lot alike, right? Coincedence? I think not. Look closer and you will discover that it is infact the same basic person, copied and replicated with slight differences and projected via holographic transmission on stage. The excessive light shows help to cover this by making direct visibility improbably difficult to see.

Fact.

Alice Cooper floating helium balloons filled with earthworms over the audience, then shooting the balloons with a BB gun.

Alice Cooper stomping puppies to death onstage.

(10 years later) Ozzy Osbourne stomping puppies to death onstage.

(1996) Marilyn Manson stomping puppies to death onstage

In 1997, every week someone told me Manson had OD'ed on heroin the night before. Wearisome, I tell ya.

bruce springsteen trained as an operatic tenor

queen's first gig was at brian may's cousin's daughter's birthday party

benjamin franklin first used the term 'heavy metal' in a report on a school experiment

john lennon only wore glasses to emulate his idol, buddy holly

robert plant used to have a saturday job milking cows for jeff lynne

ALice Cooper sacrificing a chicken on stage comes to mind LOL

Ozzy biting the head off a bat, I think it was actually a dove

Hello there,

My favorite, perhaps you have heard it also.

Rock is dead.

Later,

rock was invented by a bunch of people.

wrong.

it was invented by me.