What is your best stupid joke?

Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors?? Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

Three sinners were gathered at the gates of hell.. when a mysterious voice came out from the PA system:

"congratulations!! You three were chosen for a very special prize.. you three get to go back to Earth.. probably do some good and win yourselves tickets out of hell.."

The three men were so relieved and they immediately started talking about all those fun stuff that wanted to do when they get to Earth.. partying, sex, drugs, money etc.. and maybe help some old ladies to cross the street or something..

But the moment they landed on Earth.. the mysterious voice came out from invisible PA system:

"silly sinners!! Do you think it would be that easy this time around?! Haha!!

if you want to avoid immediate trip to hell, this is your challenge..

if any of you stare too long at the things you love so much, you will go to hell..

Have a nice day.."

Disappointed the three men gathered their stuff and headed home.. down the road, the three men saw a beautiful sexy girl crossing the road.. after moments of staring, the first man disappeared..

PFFFFF!!

The two men were scared, made a pact to remind each other and to help each other to win this challenge.. they continued their journey home when, suddenly, the second man jumped to his friend and put his hands on his friend's eye:

"do not look now.. there is an abandoned $100 bill on the ground in front of you.. and I know that you love money so much, so don't look.."

"thank you man, I really appreciate this, you are a real friend.. but I gotta have that $100 bill, I just gotta!!"

So what the third man did was, he blocked his eyes with his one hand.. opened his eyes for about two seconds.. got closer to the money.. opened his eyes.. closed them.. and got closer.. open.. close.. and closer..

And just when he was about to reach out for the money on the ground.. the second man disappeared..

PFFFFF!!

(-- at this point, I usually take a minute asking my friends why the would second man disappear when it was the third man who was the one reaching out for that $100 bill .. if you are reading this, you may stop reading for a minute and try to guess why.. --)

As the guy was reaching out for that 100.. he bent forward.. his pants showed his butt crack.. the other guy looked at that and went,,PPFFFFF!!

A man walked into a bar and he said:

Ow.

There was a pirate walking around with a paper towel on his head. I thought it was strange, so I asked him why do you have paper towels on your head? He replied "Arghh, I've got a Bounty on me head."