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A guy walks into a store and steals $100. He then buys $70 worth of goods and receives $30 change. How much did the store owner lose?

$30 $70 $100 $130 $170 $200

Sometimes the rear end locks. It's out of 4x4, and when I turn sharp....the inside wheel jumps and the tire chirps. Is the rear end going bad, or is it needing slip additive

Was this food poisoning ?

I buy a jacket that cost $97.00, I borrowed $50.00 from Mom and $50.00 from Dad. There was $3.00 change, so I gave Mom and Dad $1.00 each and kept $1.00 for myself. So now I owe them each $49.00. 49 + 49 = 98 , plus my 1 is only 99......where is the missing $1.00

The language to Chinese on someone's phone, would they have to find a Chinese person to change it back? I want to prank my buddy if it works

Friend in the Army has 2 Airborne patches, a Mountain patch, and a big shield with a star. He won't talk about it

I told a chemistry joke, I got no reaction

Cindy has 10 pets, their legs add up to 38. She has birds, cats, and hamsters. She has twice as many hamsters than cats. How many of each animal does she have.

Yes, this is a 5th grade math question !

Bill Cosby bought the rights to "The Little Rascals" and destroyed them because he didn't like how Buckwheat was portrayed. Is that why they quit running them ?

Mockingbird lane was just on, I think it sucked ! I was raised watching the original Munsters. What's your opinion ?

How do you program the remote start to also turn on the windshield defroster. Mine doesn't work until I turn the key on. No, there was no owners manual when I bought it

After I bought this car, I did a tune up ( coil pack,plugs, wires and air filter. Changed the trans oil and filter. It still "chugs" when crusing. Can't find the reason. HELP !

After buying this car, I noticed a hesitation. Doesn't matter what gear its in ( automatic trans ). So I did a complete tune up - coil pack,wires,spark plugs,oil and air filter, even put Marvel magical oil in the fuel tank with 93 octane. 1,000 miles and no difference. This is my wifes car and am tired of the complaining ! ANY sugestions would be great. I did not use cheap replacement parts- Ford OEM only

I bought the complete kit ( lights,bulbs,ballasts). When I turn them on, the radio goes to static ! Can't hear music until I turn them off. Is there a supressor or shunt that needs installed that didn't come in the kit ?

The seal on the rear end where the drive shaft is connected is leaking. Do I have to pull everything out(axles and pinion shaft)? How hard is it to remove the pinion

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=mhee&v=CTTC7JzF... if the link didn't work its By No Means-EPPIC featuring lindsey sterling. Did you like this music mix ?

Hartz Ultraguard Plus. It has phenothrin and methoprene. I put it high on their shoulder blades and up the neck. Will it make them sick if they scratch and it gets on their paws, then they lick their paws?