Great Joke... vote yourself!?

A man walks into a bar, and notices a 12 inch tall piano player banging away on the keys, and drawing a major crowd as a result. He immediately tries to get the attention of the bartender, but gets blown off time and again. He finally was able to catch the bartender in a moment of good timing, and asked how he was able to draw such a great crowd to his bar. He replied it was all due to his tiny piano player. Then he offered to let the man make his own wish as proof of the strange phenomenon. The man wished for a million bucks! Instantly, there were ducks flying all over the place, shitting everywhere and then some! The wishing man said, "WTF! I said I wanted a million BUCKS! Not a million DUCKS!"

The bartender says, " Hey, do ya think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"