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I met a girl named Keisha, the daughter of a preacher...

... I met her in school and we did it on the bleachers.

The kids were in gym as I went for a swim... I rocked it so good,

that she wanted it again.

That was get set, so soft and wet, now Keisha's on my tip,

and that you can bet.

And Keisha was yearnin' to be deservin'....

... she told her father and he preached her a sermon.

Who said this originally? And where was it said? Max points to the quickest and most accurate answer.

Church, a place where you can leave your humanity behind.

Lurch, from the reality that God lives in our own mind.

Read, all the words that someone long ago wrote down.

Bleed, from the soul that's taken so long to be found.

Live, in the world that all of history has built.

Give, from your heart without the faintest hint of guilt.

Save, all your brothers from the horrors that may come.

Brave, any adversary beating on his drum.

Stand, before those who swear to cause you pain.

Demand, respect and honor from all others who remain.

Grow, within yourself and expand your inner mind.

Know, the place you come from, and to where you will resign.

Tell me what you think about this so far. I'm just tossing around some doo dah. Check it.

The streets seem quiet, not even a slight riot...

... for a moment I remembered that my last name is Hyatt -

I got a shotgun loaded, I think a mine just exploded,

... and I'd probably feel remorse if my heart wasn't corroded...

But, ..... I'm livin' life at a 2 foot level,

where some liquor is a God, and night-time is the Devil.

Don't throw out that paper towel box,

because it might make the difference 'tween a pillow and some rocks.

For me, life begins every mornin' I awake....

everyday is a birth, and a new chance to take.

I feel abused and affected, by the people we elected...

... and if it all got inspected, I'd expect it'd be rejected.

But who the hell can you go to and complain,

when the only person listening doesn't even have a brain?

I'm just tryin' like a mug to hang on what I got...

even if the whole shebang doesn't add up to a lot.

So, when you're walking by, and you kick me to the wall...

... remember I've seen worse, preserving freedom for us all.

I may be an old prune now, but I was once young just like you.

So 30 years from now, I hope you ******* get yours too.

I'm no stranger to malicious BS that comes with surfing games and general web material, but I got one helluva doozy now, and it's really pissin' me off! I can't get my Windows Defender to activate, and I am getting the occasional hijacker on my google home page. I found 7 trojans but I have no good apps to kill the bastards. I have spybot, and I have defender. So far, the offenders have been able to disable these tools. Anyone have some legitimate help to offer? I would appreciate it greatly!

For those who have been watching all the seasons, what do you think is the ultimate outcome for the survivors as a whole? Please give details and explain?

When one of the sisters were turned into the "Wendigo", which one was the unlucky soul who got to bear the duty?

A. Prue

B: Phoebe

C: Piper

D: Paige

When you look into a mirror, do you see the same person that you perceive yourself to be? Please explain. This is a question in a study of the human consciousness. Be honest please.

If our bodies are all vessels of a soul, and there is in fact some part of the human psyche that moves on to another realm, what part of you is the part that moves on? Is it the consciousness, or the self-awareness. Are these two identities one and the same? And could your sould be identified as your own self-awareness? Please explain what you believe this to be.

A man walks into a bar, and notices a 12 inch tall piano player banging away on the keys, and drawing a major crowd as a result. He immediately tries to get the attention of the bartender, but gets blown off time and again. He finally was able to catch the bartender in a moment of good timing, and asked how he was able to draw such a great crowd to his bar. He replied it was all due to his tiny piano player. Then he offered to let the man make his own wish as proof of the strange phenomenon. The man wished for a million bucks! Instantly, there were ducks flying all over the place, shitting everywhere and then some! The wishing man said, "WTF! I said I wanted a million BUCKS! Not a million DUCKS!"

The bartender says, " Hey, do ya think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

Where will you be, and what will you focus your attention on? How will you survive?

Imagine 6 people farting at 2 minute intervals. Each fart takes 7 minutes to take effect on the public. It would take 100 milligrams of fart to kill 10,000 people. Each fart produces only 2500 MG of killing power. How many farts would it take to wipe out the earth's population, and how long would it take? I have the correct answer (or the correct estimated number). Take a guess? The closest is the winner.

When it comes to getting results for any given task desired, which do you believe to be more of a positive motivational tactic; an insult, or a compliment? (Honest answers are appreciated. Trolls will be deleted)?

... to do so little? They pretend they have have so much to do, yet they are all so good looking and have such great teeth. I am sickened by the money these losers are paid just to be pretty for a TV role.

... does that mean they are also sleeping with David Bowie and shooting heroin in seedy motel rooms?

Or was that just a rumor?

... need more Spore knowledge. Feed my brain.

My favorite president is Ronald Wilson Reagan because he was always optimistic about the future, and he made it easy to feel comfortable about the world. We are all instruments of the world, and only Heaven can intervene.

Hey, I studied and earned every bit of knowledge I have through studying and life experience. I have a position in an office environment where my expertise and learned experience is increasingly in play and in high demand. In other words, people are constantly asking me "how do I do this?" or "can you help me do this?" and I've found that this is nothing more than laziness, and feel that I am being taken advantage of because it's easier to mooch off my accomplishments than to try and discover their own. I'm getting really sick of it, and am considering telling them all to stop picking my brain, or either start paying for my time. How do you guys feel about this. Any honest answer is welcome. Thanks for your opinion.

I'm not a big believer in dreams being "signs" of impending doom or hints about the future in any way. I do believe that dreams are the sub-conscious mind's way of reminding us of unsolved problems or things that weigh heavy on the mind from day to day. So please take that into account when giving your answer.

Frequently, I have dreams about hiding from one or more people who seek to kill me or cause me harm. I am a big man, not afraid of much of anything, except the things that I cannot control. I do have fears of natural disasters and things of the like, but they don't plague me or cause great concern. Usually, in these dreams, I am in an abandoned mill, or an old house, and sometimes I have weapons to fight back with. Mostly, I am unarmed and the threat knows I am hiding and refuses to stop looking for me. I usually wake in a cold sweat, relieved to find it is only a dream, but am personally humiliated by these dreams, and wish I could uncover the root of the problem so it can be addressed in my waking time, so I can have a peaceful night's sleep. Can anyone offer any insight to what this might represent?