I think I have just figured something out about teenage girls?

I masturbate in the bathroom a lot so u might be right :)

Ladies are traditionally known for being more relational than men, so they sometimes can see dinner conversation as being as important as a good TV show, and look for unimportant "breaks" where they can cut out and pee. If one lady decides to go, another lady might notice it, think about where the conversation is at, and realize, "Oh yeah, this probably is a good break." By the time you get to lady No. 3 or 4, she's not only thinking that, but, also that with a bunch of ladies gone, there might be a lull in conversation -- or at least lady-appropriate conversation -- and this is as close to an official break as you're going to get.

Ohh, I think you're onto something. If that's the excuse for girls on why they take so much time in the morning, than what's my excuse for why I take so long in the morning??

Questions, questions...

When she's actually getting ready to go somewhere I don't think she just gonna be laying on the floor masturbating., but possible..

I think you're a troll, but here is the reason:

I brush my hair (2 minutes)

I brush my teeth (2 minutes)

I floss my teeth (2 minutes)

I use Listerine mouthwash (1 minute)

I wash my face with soap and water (3 minutes)

I apply foundation and concealer (3 minutes)

I apply eyeliner (1 minute)

I apply mascara (1 minute)

I apply lotion on legs, neck/chest, and arms (3 minutes)

I straighten/curl my hair (10 minutes)

I apply leave in conditioner on my hair (2 minutes)

I apply deodorant (1 minute)

I make sure everything is right (1 minute)

If you don't want to count: 32 minutes.

BAM. Truth. It takes me like 25 minutes to pick out my outfit and get dressed too.

Final product:

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/36491_4...

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/542091_...

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/320145_...

No. :/ most teenage girls can get fingered.by men why do it yourself?.