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Can I get my girlfriends eyeglass prescription blurred so she can't tell what I really look like?
What's really funny is how many people took this seriously!
15 Answers
- Off My MedsLv 58 years agoFavorite Answer
Like they say, the ideal marriage is between a blind woman and a deaf man...
But get her some Beer Goggles anyway:
http://www.amazon.com/S23401-Beer-Goggles-Clear-Ye...
Maybe they work for women too.
- Anonymous8 years ago
I'll try to answer this before I sit down to watch the news. This is so heartbreaking, Phil...but it is the sad fact that looks matter a lot to the sighted at any age...however much we may deny it! :( Well, I'm now off to a job interview as a zoo keeper.
- Anonymous8 years ago
That's a great idea, darling!!
Unfortunately, thanks to my beloved's excellent vision, I've had to resort to other means to accomplish the same goal...so I removed all of the electric lights from my house and now live entirely by candlelight. It's not as difficult as you might think - thanks to SuperStorm Sandy and Hurricane Irene, I had a lot of practice living that way in the last year or two - and it hides the worst flaws like magic!
(((Phil)))
- P'quaint!Lv 78 years ago
This is so heartbreaking, Phil...but it is the sad fact that looks matter a lot to the sighted at any age...however much we may deny it! :(
We all wish to give our loved ones visual pleasure...but I'm sure your good generous loving heart compensates amply :)
Don't take anything away, Sir, just keep her inner eyes open, LOL!
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- Anonymous8 years ago
what, you want her to go blind?!
Besides, she'll notice and go to her eye doctor to get the right prescription. Or, maybe you should find another gf if yours is really that shallow
- RamaLv 68 years ago
Lol.. good one Phil.
no.. this way, there will be one less effort to try to look better!
This world is already so FULL of such efforts. Give it a break! :)
- Anonymous8 years ago
Hey don't ever do that. She'll love you just de same with or without blurring......if she really cares....... ..........n if she didn't.... it would be a wasted effort.
- indiaLv 78 years ago
I didn't want my husband to get LASIK for that reason. I now turn the lights OUT during sex.
- Anonymous8 years ago
Try smudging them instead. lol