Will this disqualify me from military service?

I'm a first year U.S. Army ROTC Cadet. I'm in the process of contracting, but I'm worried about one unusual incident that could affect me being allowed in.

When I was 16 years old, I was in a car accident. We were cut off by a drunk driver, and he pushed us onto the side of the road. My friend was dazed, but I was fine. The guy stopped his car, came out and confronted me with a machete. I reacted badly. We had caught several large lobsters that day, and I... I beat him with the lobster. Savagely. It was still alive and it pinched him most vigorously.

He ran for his life, and I proceeded to throw all four lobsters into the backseat of his vehicle as he drove away. We saw his car drive off the road about 30 seconds later and explode in an enormous fireball. We later ate the lobsters, but at the same time I think the guy died. We found his skeleton surrounded by hordes of devouring crustaceans.

Would assault by crustacean be a possible issue?