What have you recently Discovered that made you happy & may be jump for joy?

What pill-popping party-poopers, these poor bored folk who answer your questions..! 'Who jumps for joy?', indeed ! Start with someone who is doing 19 box-jumps a day to get his abs acceptable-looking for a lady who is willing to marry him! But leave that earth-bound sufferer to his defeatist whimpering, and consider this:

Here I am in a city that is throwing all of its resources into dirtying itself up worse than Delhi or Mumbai, and has the cheek to try and pull that off with about as much cosmopolitan aplomb as my native Haystaquesville, Qc. And who do you suppose I run into? An interpreter at the doctor's office who learns, of course, all of my creepy old-man problems, and is pragmatically unfazed by any of them -nor is she put off one bit by my obvious poverty and poor prospects, nor by the chronic shedding of hair, teeth, and brain cells. Since that fateful doctor s appointment, she has told me she loves me every day, never just once, and has had me leaping and weeping for joy every time. No woman is supposed to love this unlovable heap -a fact of nature presumably constant- so the jolt of joy and incredulous, hebetudinous phreeby-jeebiness has yet to lessen one jot. How this is playing out every day during those 19 box-jumps, I gladly leave to the imagination of any interested party. In fact, this jumping about may finish me off before the pollution can do the job, but do I care?? *BOING-ba-BOING-ba-B O YOY YOY YOY YOING*

The Suggested Category does frequently amuse me, but rarely leaves me actually jumping for joy, and the weather definitely hasn't had that particular effect on me recently; 20-35 F and wet, some of it snow.

Soooo...two points.

:-D

nothing, who jumps for joy?

I figured out who was responsible for making up all of my problems.

Haven't had any that really bothered me that much since.

Nothing at all.