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Why do I always go after gay girls?

Four damn times now I've gotten into a girl only for her to come out of the closet as a lesbian. Four times! They were Kelly, Chris, Jessie, and Sam. Oh my god... you can tell by their names! Holy farts, they all have names that are guys' names too! I should have known! Damn women, what's wrong with guys, huh? At least we've got the equipment! You can't clean a pipe without a pipe cleaner!

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  • 8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    They probably thought you were gay. That's why they were so friendly to you.

  • tagboy
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Could be you and they just said it to get rid of you.

    Damn women, what's wrong with guys, huh? At least we've got the equipment! You can't clean a pipe without a pipe cleaner! Yes I do believe it's you.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    First of all LOOOOOL, not to laugh at your situation but come on its kinda funny the way you said it. Anyway ya, gay girls are hot and sometimes a little slutty (not saying your into that) but they are very enticing and thy tend to be more sexual because they can't... fulfill their needs so they are more flirty and sexual to compensate for it. I guess you are just one of the few people who didn't notice because if you did notice it than they would have backed off. Don't worry, they tried to hide it and/or use you because they though maybe you could "change them back?" I don't even know, anywayyyy I hope those weren't your only relationships? and that you've been successful and will be in the future.

    Source(s): Experience
  • 8 years ago

    Someones name is not an indication as to their sexual orientation. Perhaps you simply prefer more masculine or aggressive women, there is nothing wrong with that. Just because these women have been attracted to other women doesn't mean that they all are.

    Maybe take a little more time to get to know these girls before you jump into things. If you didn't know them well enough to know they were into women before you "got into them" then you're probably jumping the gun just a bit.

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  • 8 years ago

    Gay girls are usually hot, as awkward as it is to say it haha :)

    Source(s): I have some gay friends, seen lots <3 xx
  • 8 years ago

    umm.. maybe you look like a lesbian?

    i'm kidding...

    I don't know.. maybe you're attracted to those types of girls....... or there's a lot where you live..... LOL

  • Shawn
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    So you like the short-haired one?

  • 8 years ago

    Because you know you'll never get them? Maybe you like the thrill of the chase? idk.

    Source(s): im straight.
  • 8 years ago

    too much porn

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