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? asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

What did god do before creation?

What did god do before he farted,sorry created the Big Bang,or is there no such thing as the Big Bang,which technically,as space is a vacuum,there would be no bang,and as the universe was infinitely small,it's not big either.i'm an atheist on LSD

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago
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    Masturbation.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    9-5

  • God's Father
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    He was in up in heaven designing and creating a being who would have a desire to disobey him, so he could have someone to blame for all his failings. Poor Lucifer never stood a chance.

  • Hugo
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Probably sat on his divine backside playing pool with the planets.

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Smoked a load of weed whilst jamming on his cloud listening to heaven reggae

  • Daniel
    8 years ago

    how could god be alive if there was no earth did he live in another planet did he come from mars

  • Allen
    8 years ago

    "Let there be light," God said to himself, like a weirdo.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    It is all explained perfectly in this video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoqSas2uFKw

  • Sami
    8 years ago

    you blasphemous western pigs, Have fear of your creator!

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