People next door having sex and keep waking me up, what to do?

If you do all the things you suggested the rest of your dorm would hate you. I was thinking a little more subtle. When she comes out give her unwanted sex advice or make fun of anything you hear or pay them back in kind... literally or you just bang on the wall.. either doesn't matter.Or even better every guy that walks out of that room do this.... "Hey, Brad. Oh... you're not Brad." And use a different name every time. You know kind of suggest she's cheating or a slut. Extra points if you happen to know the names of her exes or other lovers and use those names rather than ones you make up. Either way this would probably give you an undisturbed night in the least... if not more. If you're into serious cockblocking you can act like a rival around him. Intimidate him and suggest she's yours or just be obnoxious and act like you're in love with her. Enough of this and he'd find some where else to have sex with her or leave her. Either way you win. If you have no shame you can flirt with him and that would probably disturb him and get rid of him faster. There so so many ways to just mess with them and get rid of them. But you really should just stick to being obnoxious to them not the whole dorm. Extra points if you get the rest of the dorm in on it. You cannot be the only person they are disturbing....

Dude getting a girlfriend just so you can make noises too is sad ..

Put in your earphones or call the police for disturbances :D that would **** them up , if anything just ask to keep the noise down a titch or like you said bang the **** out of there wall !

Good luck

i think of you may desire to spend greater day out of the abode. (that's their abode, inspite of each and every thing!) attempt going to the library or a café to benefit, or enjoying some activities, or yet another activity on my own, or alongside with your acquaintances. (extra bonus: it is likewise a temper lifter to stay in shape!) Pair preserving your self busy with right here: without asserting why, attempt making it *incredibly* sparkling to *the two* of your mothers and fathers the approximate time you intend to get abode interior the night. in the event that they comprehend you would be abode at 8pm as an occasion, maybe they're going to shop that for the time of strategies. If that still does not artwork, there is the immature way of coping with it, that's to make a great form of noise around the abode so they get the "hint." of direction it incredibly is likewise apt to get you into worry. The greater mature way of coping with it, which whilst a 13 300 and sixty 5 days previous you need to evaluate, is to attempt all the above first, and then to tell them which you have tried leaving them on my own yet you have nonetheless overheard them and that's incredibly been annoying to you.

The way I see it you have two options. Invest in a set of really effective earplugs and white noise generator or go out and buy a ball gag, foam rubber pads and light machine oil for the bed and leave it at their front door.

Dude, knock on the door and ask if you can join. Then they'll get the hint you can hear them and also be so embarassed.

Plus, maybe you'll get to join.

ask them whether they need company fpr 3some? orelse masterbate and sleep