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If you simply refuse to believe Ikea would sell horse meat, does that make you a Neightheist?

As with all my lame puns, you have my sincerest apologies...

Update:

Thanks India! It's my mission in life to cause more concussions than American football.

:))

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago
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    You fillysophy is canter intuitive. Not only that, but you've saddled me with unbridled guilt.

    I'll have to get back to you in a bit, my stomach's unstable.

    I think I've got the trots.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I got my Ikea flat-pack bed home and after assembling it I had several parts left over ...

    http://ctboom.com/wp-content/uploads/ikea-horse.jp...

    For illustration purposes only .... bed will look much cheaper then this ...

  • 8 years ago

    WOttafarque?

  • 8 years ago

    I was gonna try their meatballs but the assembly instructions were just too much. Too many parts.

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  • 8 years ago

    Make you an owner of furniture you have to put together yourself

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    At least they don't sell straw meat, or i'll become a haytheist!

  • I don't have enough evidence to sway me. I guess that makes me a Nagnostic. ;o)

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Nay.

  • 8 years ago

    this question hurts like a cryptoquip

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I am strongly for neightheism, the horse king is a lie. HAIL SATAN

    Source(s): Atheist
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