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Why won't my unicorn horn grow in?

I ate Walmart's secret formula but it been three weeks and nothing has happened. I spent like $850 on the pills. How can I speed up the process?

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  • 8 years ago
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    You need to do the steps! You need to show your sincerity in wanting the unicorn horn!

    First, you need to find a rainbow and stand on it. Next, say the sacred unicorn chant, "Oh wonderful unicorn of up above, grant me the power of your people. Oh please bless me with the horn of rainbow justice and love" Repeat it for 20 times. You'll then find a pot of unicorn vomit at the other end of the rainbow. I know it sounds disgusting but you have to drink it to show that you are really sincere!! After that, you'll feel a warm glow on your forehead and *TADAH* you'll have your unicorn horn!! All the best!

    Source(s): I'm a unicorn
  • 8 years ago

    Bro. You can't just eat the secret formula and expect miracles! You have to find a unicorn (they are usually chilling on a rainbow or cloud) and you have to make the unicorn vomit on your head. I'm sorry but it's the only way. YOU HAVE TO WANT IT. Goodrich with your unicorn horn.

    Source(s): I know my shiz.
  • 8 years ago

    Unicorn puke

    Source(s): Morgan.
  • 8 years ago

    Wtf is wrong with you

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