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We will all go to hell according to South Park?

According to the episode "Probably..." everyone goes to hell instead of heaven. Does that mean there is no real religion and we're all in on the wrong one? According to South Park the real religion is Mormon.

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  • Woody
    Lv 6
    8 years ago
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    It was a case of being ironic. Mormons don't believe that everyone else is going to hell. If Moroms are right, then just about no one goes to hell.

    The producers of South Park could create the Book of Mormom musical and not worry about picketers.

  • 8 years ago

    So you think South Park is more reliable as a commentary on God than theologians like Saint Augustine, Saint Thomas Aquinas, C. S. Lewis and such?

    Hey, I do love South Park, but it's a satire.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    READ THIS BOOK!

    Then God said to me, “There will be times that I will speak to you in

    the Aramaic, Hebrew and Greek languages.” God began to speak to

    me in the Hebrew and Greek languages. He said to me, “There are

    four words that I am going to use that are throughout the Bible to

    describe Hell. The first is a Hebrew word, Sheol [sheh-ole’], which

    is the world of the dead or the grave. This place is where the souls of

    the ungodly and the godly men and women came when they died

    centuries ago. The second is Greek—Hades [hah’-dace], which is

    the place of departed souls and spirits, or where a sinner goes after

    death. However, before my crucifixion and resurrection, Hades was

    divided into two sections that were separated by a large impassable

    gulf, which I created. The upper right side of Hades was called both

    Abraham’s Bosom and Paradise. The Room of the Cursed is a portion

    of what once was Abraham’s Bosom in Hades. I will allow you to see

    the Room of the Cursed before your tour comes to an end in the

    Outer Darkness of Hell. In the cursed Paradise of the Outer Darkness

    of Hell, it was very pleasant. It had streams of water running through

    it, and green trees. It looked much like a beautiful well-maintained

    park. It contained the souls of all of those persons who had died and

    put their trust in me as God during the Old Testament period, up until

    the time of the death and resurrection of your Lord and Savior Jesus

    Christ. All those human spirits that were in the Paradise of Hades

    [Hell] were very much conscious. They were not soul-sleeping. They

    were quite alive. After the crucifixion, I spent three days in Hades,

    preaching to the spirits that were there.”

    The third word to describe Hell is also a Greek word, which is

    Tartaros [Tar-tar-os’]. Tartaros is this portion of Hell that I want

    you to see specifically. This is the reason why I brought you here to

    Hell: so you can be a witness to all back on Earth, testifying that

    there is a place of severe punishments and judgment for those who

    disobey my Holy Word, which is called the Holy Bible. This place is

    called the Outer Darkness of Hell. Tartaros has many jail cells. I

    spoke of Tartaros in my Holy Word. This portion of Hell contains the

    angels who sexually sinned with the women of the Earth before

    Noah’s flood. I only mentioned Tartaros one time throughout the

    entire Bible: in the book of 2nd Peter, the second chapter, verse four.”

    “For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down

    to Hell [Tataros], and delivered them into chains of darkness,

    to be reserved unto judgment;” - 2 Peter 2:4 KJV

    “These are wells without water, clouds that are carried with a

    tempest; to whom the mist of darkness is reserved forever.”

    2 Peter 2:17 KJV

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  • 8 years ago

    Wow you actually take South Park seriously?

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  • 8 years ago

    Ah, the gospel according to South Park.

    REALLY?????

  • 8 years ago

    So an animated comedy series controls your life.

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