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How do I make my roommate and her boyfriend leave?!?
They're just awkwardly snuggling on the couch and talking as if I'm not there. Yikes. I just want to cook my darn chicken and eat my dinner in peace without them being there, but I sort of can't leave. Creative, realistic, funny answers are all appreciated. I'm writing this as a stress reliever more than anything else. BLAH.
Kitchen and dining area is attached to an open living room. I can't leave.
6 Answers
- 8 years agoFavorite Answer
Tell him there is free beer a few blocks away.
Become such an awkward obnoxious third wheel that THEY decide to leave.
Put a giant blanket over them so you can't see them.
Eat chocolate-- because that makes everything better.
- Anonymous8 years ago
kick their *** out or tell them to stop or walk in take a dump on the couch between them they'll stop acting like you're not there
- 8 years ago
Just talk about it with them and tell them how you feel with them doing those stuff in front of you maybe they'll understand
- 8 years ago
act like you're sick start fake gagging. Or invite a guy friend over and do the same
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