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If chuck norris went fishing?

could just punch the water and make fish float to the surface?

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  • 8 years ago
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    naah, josh.

    chuck'd just show up at the lake and the fish would climb right onto his stringer.

    his crawlers hook themselves. chuck doesn't even have to touch his bait.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    He'd be out there howling for some waterproof hair dye.

    And claiming he isn't entitled to the senior citizen discount.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    The fish would die laughing at this limp wristed nancy boy!

  • 8 years ago

    That was stupid, seriously. Try again when you can come up with something somewhat funny.

    Obvious fail troll is obvious.

    Source(s): -B, think Chuck Norris is a b*tch anyway.
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  • 8 years ago

    Sadly no, altho it would be cool.

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