Did Bob Ross ever paint any miserable little trees?

Before he became the passive dendrophiliac we all know and love, he was a drill sergeant in the Air Force. So, metaphorically, yes. Probably.

" If you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don't go, you're going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you."

No...Bob did a good job. Sadly all his cultish followers painted miserable, ugly, mean trees for the rest of their lives. Then they gave those same pictures to all their family and friends. I feel like Bob should have been punched in the mouth at some point but no one had the guts to do it.

enable's flow in the woodland, behave like nature meant and shop up this frolicking habit till the tree does fall over and then we are in a position to verify for ourselves. And heck, if it would not fall over, a minimum of we've been happy.

Well, he was largely responsible for inspiring the chia.

I don't know? I was distracted by his tight caucasian-fro. That thing was perfect!

No ........... they were happy ........... and they lived right over here ............. anything you want .......... you can do whatever you want

In hell probably.