Are you an evil genius?.?

I sense prey thinking that he is worthy competition of me.. little does he know of all my horrendous devilish acts. He shall find soon that none, NONE compare to my great mastermind which is currently working on the most vile most malicious plan ever thought of in the history of the universe! And soon, all too soon will my plan be carried out. Perhap the prey thinks he's worthy enough to be my right-hand man for this plan?

Ooh! A new game! I was just complaining that I had ran out! What say ye, supposed genius?

No, I'm a benevolent genius. I rule with a rod of crocuses and regularly crack the eggs ..... for the merringue, you understand.

Nope, I am a righteous genius

Yes they call me brain and every night i try to take over the world

You're not a competition for me, insect

Worthy competition?

MWUA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *throws head back and roars with diabolical laughter* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Soon zee verld vill all be MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MuHAHAHAHAHAHA An insolent little fool like you cannot-a stop-a me-a MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ahem.

I'm not even close to a genius...

Im sorry but you are not worthy... I would not even let you be my minion!

I am Lucifer's apprentice