Funny Football Jokes?

Five football fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different team and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans to their team. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain. Finally they reached the top.

The Green Bay fan hurled himself off the mountain shouting, "This is for the Pack!" as he fell to his doom.

Not wanting to be outdone, the Pittsburgh fan threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Steelers!"!

Seeing this, the Chicago fan shouted, "This is for Da Bears!" as he leapt to his death.

The two remaining fans looked at each other in stunned silence. After a minute, the San Francisco fan bellowed, "This is for the 49ers!"

And he pushed the Raider fan off the mountain.

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Bonus--not quite what your looking for, but related--

A salesman, based out of his company's home office in Chicago, is called in to his boss' office.

"Johnson, we're transferring you to our branch office in Green Bay, Wisconsin."

"Green Bay?" whined the salesman. "I don't want to go to Green Bay. All they have in Green Bay are hookers and football players."

The boss says, angrily, "I'll have you know my wife is from Green Bay!"

"Really? Err, umm, what position does she play?"

Bernie and Eddie were fortunate enough to have a season ticket to watch Manchester United. They could not help noticing that there was always a spare seat next (K37) to them and they had a friend who would love to buy a season ticket, especially if all three could have seats together. One half-time Bernie went to the ticket office and asked if they could by buy the season ticket for K37. The official said that unfortunately the ticket had been sold. Nevertheless, week after week the seat was still empty. Then on Boxing day, much to Bernie and Eddie's amazement the seat was taken for the first time that season. Eddie could not resist asking the newcomer, 'Where have you been all season'. Don't ask he said, the wife bought the season ticket back last summer, and kept it for a surprise Christmas present.

Not exactly football. But rugby is a game largely played by men, with odd shaped balls.

(as in the rugby ball variety, before anyone thinks otherwise)

A man walked into a store.... and came out with a pack of condoms... he was too embarrassed to ask for an Aston Villa shirt.

I was in Asda and so a biscuit playing football it was a Wayne Maca-Roonie

best way to confuse a Manchester united supporter? ask him the way to Manchester.

I think Rooney should not be in the attack, I think he should be left back.

Yes LEFT BACK IN THE CHANGING ROOM.