Do you love your neighbors? Next door & neighboring countries?

My neighbors stay away from me. I've already made my position crystal clear on neighborhood politics, alliances and drama.

True Story; once, the neighbor kids, 6 of them, thought it I wasn't home so they had a kickball tournament in front of my garage door with it as a backstop. I stopped it immediately and waited 2 days to calm down. I then went door to door of each kids house and explained that they VERY NEXT TIME that their kids graced my yard that I would be back to take it up with the very parents I talked to.

I wasn't nice and it wasn't a "hey joe howya doin?" conversation. I also meant it.

Edit; I loved the cookies btw but the visit felt a little intrusive and I wasn't sure if your intentions were pure. You know how so many play the "I'm the nice neighbor and care about you" card when they really just want to be in your business.

My next-door neighbor is an old man who stays completely to himself. He's not a bad person, though. I brought him over some cookies when he moved in, and we had a brief conversation.

The country to the north is alright.

The one to the south keeps coming into my back yard and using my stuff.

My neighbors moved in four years ago and we've yet to say a word to eachother.

Not really.

The one chick with the half-shaved head is a real biotch.

I do not know their name but yeah I hate them. Keep doing annoying things.

Not really, no.

I like Canada, you know, as a friend.