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Thegustaffa
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Thegustaffa asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 8 years ago

Have you found Jesus?

I did. He was working at this Mexican Food joint (which will be nameless, in case Jesus reads Y!Answers...). He brought me some chips and some really kickin' salsa.

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    8 years ago
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    He gave away restaurant property? They'll crucify him for that.

  • Jane Dough
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Yes he was in the boot of my car when I got back from Tijuana.

  • Mr. Wrestling
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    I was the one who got him the Job there an then he got me fired.

  • laurence c
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    I had a cupcake that looked a bit like him

    Source(s): My nan
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  • ?
    8 years ago

    lol you still need to find the one everyone knows about that is if you havent yet

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    No, cuz I was not looking for him cuz I ain't christian!

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