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I'm not looking for the English translation nor am I looking for the English translation fed through a German translator. I am looking for the actual words, in German, that he said.

Ok, let's suppose you're a musician. You travel back in time an leave a copy of an entire career's worth of hit music for your younger self to become a superstar. Of course, you already know the music is good because it made you rich and famous. So the younger you never wrote a single song but was simply given everything. The older (current) you only had the music to deliver to the younger you because it was a gift when you were young. Nobody ever created anything, but there's a whole plethora of music. So where did it come from?

Now don't bother telling me about paradoxes between two yous meeting or giving me the line of "time travel is impossible" - because you said so nonsense...

Where did that music come from?

My coworker sits in the cube next to mine. He's a pretty good guy except that he's one of those individuals that insists on bringing in their own food in an effort to stay healthy. Hey, no problem there, it's perfectly understandable. However, he picks LOUD foods like carrots, apples, celery, etc and chews with his mouth open. At his desk. Every day. All day long.

All office workers make the occasional food-related noise. I'm not saying I'm perfect in this regard. But everyday, all day long is something nobody else does.

What would you do in this situation?

It's like military intelligence, it just doesn't make sense!

Isn't that all anybody uses it for nowadays?

Are they one and the same person? Or are they brothers (like Austin Powers/Dr. Evil)? It's a mystery!

I did. He was working at this Mexican Food joint (which will be nameless, in case Jesus reads Y!Answers...). He brought me some chips and some really kickin' salsa.

I'm barely able to get past level 2. How far can you get?

http://www.maniacworld.com/maze_game.htm

What's the Navajo phrase for "Special Snowflake"?

I try to wake up earlier but she gets up too darn early! She's up at 3 and I don't get up until at least 7. How can this be resolved?

Never have I seen so many low seeded teams misbehaving so badly!

- Grizzlies beat the Spurs

- Grizzlies ahead vs Thunder

- Hornets giving Lakers trouble

- Mavericks sweeping Lakers

- Hawks beating the Magic

- Hawks tying the Bulls

I mean why can't these low seeded teams know their roles? If you're a #8 seed, you're supposed to be crushed in the first round...second round tops! Upsets over #1 and #2 seeds in the west, it's got me quite upset! Why can't they be more predictable??

My wife thinks menudo is bad for me, but most of the ingredients are actually low fat. From the hominy to the chiles, there isn't much there that is fattening other than perhaps the tripe. But I am doubtful that it's very fattening since it's not a muscle that builds up fat.

Any info and links are especially appreciated!

I've been reported more times than I can count (up to 21) and usually it's for something benign. Are people looking too hard for something to be offended by?

If possible, give some examples of what was in your violations. Best story gets 10 pts.

I'm not quite as angry as other conservatives over this, but I think Obama should NOT be bowing to other world leaders. I know it's to show respect, but I think this is a bit much...

But I'm torn. I know he's showing what they consider respect but it almost looks like he's prostrating himself for another.

What do you think? Bow? Maybe a half-bow (like Danielsan in Karate Kid)? Handshake only?

Not looking for fan-boy flamage and not necessarily the easy picks (like Lakers). I'm talking about teams that you expect to make significant improvements this year over last.

In the "I'm not making this up department" do you think this is a little extreme, or in touch with religious edicts?

http://www.azcentral.com/community/glendale/articl...

The balloon boy was uncovered as a hoax. Now police are looking for conspirators. Unlikely pawn? Or criminal mastermind?

I provide a link with the photo of the criminal balloon boy....

With all the hype surrounding Ralph Lauren and his ridiculously skinny UGLY women, aren't you getting sick of seeing twig models?? Seriously, they don't look hot, they look like they need a doctor and a therapist. I would rather see ads with women that are sized normally, like Eva Mendez or Penelope Cruz or Beyonce or Scarlett Johanson - how about you?

Since disagreeing with President Obama can only be attributed to racism, what happens when two blacks have a disagreement? Is the racist the black who disagrees or the one who states his position in the first place? Is it possible that one is racist towards another, or can it be a real disagreement based on something other than skin color?

Is it racist if a latino disagrees with an asian?

Is it racist if an asian disagrees with a native american?

Isn't the racist card getting silly?