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Thegustaffa
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Thegustaffa asked in Family & RelationshipsMarriage & Divorce · 8 years ago

My wife beats me up every day?

I try to wake up earlier but she gets up too darn early! She's up at 3 and I don't get up until at least 7. How can this be resolved?

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  • Katie
    8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Why do you want to beat her?? Sleep in! zzZZZZZZ :)

  • ?
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    Next time when she beat you ask for some more and don't try to stop her. You keep asking until she get exhausted. Now its your turn start beating her until she faint. When she wake up again you beat her until she faint. Do it for one weak I m pretty sure she will learn a lesson.

  • ?
    8 years ago

    Yea!! Drinkkkkk cofffffffeeeeee

  • kyra {has found perfection}
    8 years ago

    What Time does she go to sleep at night? Maybe if you went to be at the same time she does, you would be able to get up when she does.

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  • Eyes Wide Open
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    slip melatonin into her bed time drink. or offer her hot chocolate as a night cap before bed with melatonin in it. she'll sleep....

  • souni
    8 years ago

    Or make her sleep more:P.... or you go to bed a little early..

  • ?
    8 years ago

    Don't fall asleep!!! Drink coffee... lol.. good luck

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