If Mohammed and Jesus were gay lovers who would be top and who would be bottom?

It is said that people who are domineering and aggressive like to be dominated in the sack so I'd say Muhammed would be the mommy and Jesus the daddy.

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This is a highly offensive, yet highly entertaining question. I imagine Jesus would be the bottom - he was all about peace and love; whereas Mohammed was capable of giving someone a good ***-kicking when necessary. You do the math. Jesus would take it up the butt.

Well, Jesus likes S&M, and Mohammed likes torturing people.

Abusive language is the the first sign you have accepted defeat. I think you abuse your elders of family like that, (Good riddance to bad rubbish or else we had to call janitorial service to clear the mess). Your family back ground is extremely poor, as per your language, as I can assume.

Is Jesus real ?

Hahaha "Omnivorous" precise and funny.

For you to say such an evil thing will bring damnation to your soul repent and ask our heavenly Father for forgiveness. Or face the consequences when ye pass from this life.

Crawl back under your rock

go play with yourself

If you had anything else to do would you be this much of a prick?