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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 8 years ago

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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  • 8 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Judging by the position of the sun and the moon..I'd say 73.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Assuming that a wood chuck chuck could chuck wood, the wood chuck chuck would chuck wood a lot.

  • GOOFY
    Lv 4
    8 years ago

    None. A wood chuck can chuck wood...he just don't wanna.

  • 8 years ago

    If it were Chuck Norris he'd chuck the whole lot straight into the stratosphere!

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  • 8 years ago

    the answer is always circle.

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