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? asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

What are the most interesting quotes in the Bible?

I'm making a list of the funniest quotes given in religious books.

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  • Mercuri
    Lv 7
    8 years ago
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    "There she lusted after her lovers whose genitals were like that of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses"

    -Ezekiel 23:20

  • Robert S
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    John 3:16 for GOD so loved the world, that He gave us his only begotten Son.

  • Me
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    1 Samuel 15:3

    Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.'"

    There is no mercy for anybody

    Source(s): one reason why i am Atheist
  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    Jesus is king of Kings.

    the founding fathers wanted nothing to do with kings, so they adopted the phrase, No king but King Jesus.

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  • Just Saying
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." Psalm 137:9

  • ?
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    When poop falls like rain, ye shall see thy Jebus risen to the height of thee dung pile. Jim 18:19

  • Jeannie
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_the-9-most-ba...

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