What baggage would you pack for a trip to Heaven?

corset

air taser

peanut butter

good silk stockings. (the cheap ones really plss me off)

dog leash, water dish. cat treats.....getting my animal friends situated is often the hardest part when traveling.

I better bring those electrical adapter things I had to have when I went to Wales. their power outlets are strange, man.

I should bring chocolate......people always tend to respond well to that. Hope the neighbors won't be too close.

I need to make a list. I just know I'm going to forget something important.

Repentance, hope and good deeds.

God knows your heart and I pray that He guides you. Please know that the judgment day is coming and you still have time to prepare. God did not create you for no reason. You have a choice to go to hell or heaven. You are responsible for your actions.

You are not a sinner by design and Jesus did not die for sins of others. This is not fair and God does not hurt anyone for sins of others.

Please use your head and choose wisely, decide now before your time is up.

Do not wait for Jesus, as he is not coming back, at least not according to Quraan and common sense (though most Muslims and all christians believe he is coming back).

Read Quraan, Know the facts.

10:36 But most of them follow nothing but fancy: truly fancy can be of no avail against truth. Verily Allah is well aware of all that they do.

53:28 But they have no knowledge therein. They follow nothing but conjecture; and conjecture avails nothing against Truth.

47:14 Is then one who is on a clear (Path) from his Lord, no better than one to whom the evil of his conduct seems pleasing, and such as follow their own lusts?

The Holy Spirit:

Romans 10 verse 9 that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.

Kleenex - For the weeping

Toothbrush/toothpaste/dental floss - to preserve my teeth

And of course a flashlight - In case I go to 'The Outer Darkness'

I took a test online:https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&so...

It said I'm going to the 5th level of Hades/Hell.

But, I figure I'd better be prepared for The Outer Darkness, too.

Just in case.

When there is Heaven there is no baggage and no "I". All the baggage is left behind!

xoxoxoxoxo UNCLE,

Amanda

A loving heart expecting mercy from God is the best package one can have, Try to pray the devotion to the Divine Mercy Chaplet before you go.

hmmm that's funny I've never seen a Uhaul hooked up to the back of a hearse

leaving my baggage behind and going to God

A knife so I can defend myself from all the priests that will try to rape me. And some Twix, I love Twix.

All the books that live in my mind.