I need satire help please please please?

"texts from my dog" a person writes a blog as if he is texting back and forth with his dog

do you have a cat?

idea 2 people always say how's it going today? I have done experiments and ahve said some strange stuff back to folks I know and many miss what I actually said

once I was a store retail owner/manager when people still wrote checks and checked ids.

I gave a black friend my {i am fair skinned and blond] driver's license to use as an id

When he wrote his check he used my photo id the clerk/my employee got the number correct and wrote it properly

but missed the fact a black man had just used a white guy's photo id

some aspect of political correctness - that makes absolutely no common sense

making fun of yourself is better anyway

write the wording for a phone tree message - the type you get when you phone a large company or a government office

an internal dialogue with the advertisement for the product you are looking at in a store -as if you are deciding to buy it or not buy it - do you need it do you want it -do i want to spend this amt of $ for this "result"/result - is the other product better - is there a natural alternative?

shorter and sharper repartee is better 5 min not six - follow the assignment

good luck

You could write a satire about people who always think they're better than someone else. ("I'm classy", "it's all right if I kill this person, as long as I do it with love", or something like that.)

Read "The Emperor's New Clothes" - that's a satire of first quality that even children can understand.