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If there was a fight between a human and a gorilla, who would win?

Since they both share similar traits, who would win in a fist fight between a human being and a gorilla?

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  • 8 years ago
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    Brad's mom would jump in, have sex with both ape and man.... Give them aids... They both die... Brad's mom wins.

  • 8 years ago

    If humans are still thinking creatures by then, the human wins.

    If gorillas are thinking creatures already by then, the gorilla wins--simply because he would not get into a fight with someone with lesser brains.

  • 8 years ago

    In a no weapons fight, the gorilla would win against any human. Of course, humans have guns...

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    What if the man was in a Gorilla Suit... then wouldnt the gorilla still win...

    Source(s): The zoo
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  • ?
    Lv 5
    8 years ago

    A gorilla would cheat and simply pull the human's arms out of their sockets.

    They're not really "au fait" with Queensbury rules in the jungle.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Obviously human - we've murdered just about every gorilla in existence.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    1-on-1 with no weapons - the gorilla.

    With weapons, the man.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    I would kick a gorilla's @ss without even breaking a sweat.

  • 8 years ago

    Gorilla ofcourse. Animals are physically more powerful and stronger than humans. It is how nature has made them. We have intectual dominance over them.

  • 8 years ago

    This is a stupid question. The gorilla would rip your arms out.

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Gorilla's are only still alive because we might need them for coats one day

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